I am Jacob Barss-Bailey and this website only exists so that we can arrange that I give you some time, so that you can give me money, so I can afford better cheeses.

I was formerly self-unemployed, which made this whole thing more useful, but these days I'm not very available for hire for user experience design and building interactive prototypes and product strategy and that sort of thing. Still, particularly experienced with all things mobile telephony, and special fondness for linguistics, ephemera, Ballardian dystopia, cats, cybernetics/systems theory, the Japanese language, statistical analysis, etc.

I can be reached on the phone at +1.978.906.4231 or by using email at . If you'd like to meet me in person but don't like to make plans, I'm more often than not ordering a large coffee of the day at Simon's Coffee on Mass Ave in Cambridge, MA, USA at 08:45 or so. I will be six feet tall, tired, and I will mumble.